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Yeah. All you have to do is pick one of two characters. And whichever character I don't pick is removed from film history forever. It's like they never existed. It's a piece of cake. Okay. Han Solo or Indiana Jones? I'm out. What's the problem? You just said it was going to be a piece of cake.
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two characters. And
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whichever character I don't pick is
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removed from film history forever. It's
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like they never existed.
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It's a piece of cake.
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Okay. Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
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I'm out.
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What's the problem? You just said it was
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going to be a piece of cake.
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The problem is you just picked the two greatest characters of all time. So, you're right about that. I'm sorry. Let me start with something easier for you. All right. Butcher Sundance. Check, please. Yeah. We're done. Yeah. We're done. No. This is really nice. Yeah, I'm having a really good time, Yeah, I'm having a really good time, too.
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greatest characters of all time. So,
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you're right about that. I'm sorry. Let
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me start with something easier for you.
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All right.
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Butcher Sundance.
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Check, please.
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Yeah. We're done.
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Yeah. We're done. No.
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This is really nice.
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Yeah, I'm having a really good time,
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Yeah, I'm having a really good time, too.
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So, when do I get to hear the answer to what you do besides being a bike what you do besides being a bike messenger? Who says I do anything? Look, Mike, there's nothing wrong with being a bike messenger. But I'm serious about my life. I'm not going to law school just to cash out. I I really want
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what you do besides being a bike
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what you do besides being a bike messenger?
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Who says I do anything?
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Look, Mike, there's nothing wrong with
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being a bike messenger. But I'm serious
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about my life. I'm not going to law
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school just to cash out. I I really want
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to help people. Like, bike messengers don't help people. No, not in the way that a man I want to be in a relationship with does.
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Like, bike messengers don't help people.
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No, not in the way that a man I want to
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be in a relationship with does.
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Mm- You first. Where do you go? Mm- You first. Where do you go? NYU. Columbia. I win. Hi. I got a delivery for you. Zultan Hi. I got a delivery for you. Zultan Freestmeister's son. I'm afraid there's no one in this office with that name. Uh, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Really? Yeah.
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Mm- You first. Where do you go? NYU.
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Columbia. I win.
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Hi. I got a delivery for you. Zultan
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Hi. I got a delivery for you. Zultan Freestmeister's
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son. I'm afraid there's no one in this
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office with that name. Uh,
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I'm afraid you're mistaken.
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Really? Yeah.
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Because I'm willing to bet that there's no one on this planet with that name. Okay, fine. If you could just point me towards Kumquat McGilliguy's office, I'll be on my way. I certainly did not bike down here with two fictitious deliveries just to tell you what a great time I had last night.
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no one on this planet with that name.
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Okay, fine. If you could just point me
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towards Kumquat McGilliguy's office,
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I'll be on my way. I certainly did not
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bike down here with two fictitious
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deliveries just to tell you what a great
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time I had last night.
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Good, because I have a lot of work to do. So, if you could please just hop on that little bike of yours. that little bike of yours. Yeah, you finished flirting with Quicksilver here. You might want to get down to INS. Hector Suarez just got taken in. His visa's expired. They're going
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do. So, if you could please just hop on
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that little bike of yours.
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that little bike of yours. Yeah,
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you finished flirting with Quicksilver
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here. You might want to get down to INS.
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Hector Suarez just got taken in.
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His visa's expired. They're going
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to send him back to the Dominican to send him back to the Dominican Republic. Hey, uh, maybe I can help. No offense. I don't know how you No, no, no, Nathan. He's not just a bike messenger. He's in law school. Really? Where are you in law school? Uh, Columbia. And he happens to know visas better than
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to send him back to the Dominican Republic.
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Hey, uh, maybe I can help.
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No offense. I don't know how you
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No, no, no, Nathan. He's not just a bike
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messenger. He's in law school.
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Really? Where are you in law school?
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Uh, Columbia.
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And he happens to know visas better than
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either one of us. Well, I really can't pay you. So, no, I'm I don't need any money. I just want to help. All right, Columbia, be my guest. Got a hearing Tuesday morning, 900 a.m. Mike, that is amazing. Thank you. Well, no, don't take me yet. I haven't even done any.
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Well, I really can't pay you. So, no,
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I'm I don't need any money. I just want
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to help.
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All right, Columbia, be my guest. Got a
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hearing Tuesday morning, 900 a.m.
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Mike, that is amazing. Thank you.
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Well, no, don't take me yet. I haven't
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even done any.
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Um, this might not be relevant, but I actually saved Kumquad McGilligatti's life this morning. So, I'm going to go do some work. Thank you. You seem to have done a lot of work here, Mike. Uh, it's no big deal. It is a big deal. Mike found a loophole in the Immigration
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actually saved Kumquad McGilligatti's
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life this morning. So,
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I'm going to go do some work.
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Thank you. You seem to have done a lot
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of work here, Mike. Uh,
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it's no big deal.
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It is a big deal.
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Mike found a loophole in the Immigration
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Act of 1975, and it's going to blow you Act of 1975, and it's going to blow you away. I don't I don't know about that, but it may help Hector Suarez stay in the may help Hector Suarez stay in the country. That's great. And you're more than welcome to uh stay and watch.
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Act of 1975, and it's going to blow you away.
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I don't I don't know about that, but it
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may help Hector Suarez stay in the
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may help Hector Suarez stay in the country.
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That's great. And you're more than
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welcome to uh stay and watch.
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Unfortunately, Claire, I need you to run back to the office. Marshall called in sick. I need someone to handle the walk-in. So, walk-in. So, okay. Call me. Tell me how it goes. Call me. Tell me how it goes. Yeah. going to keep Hector Suarez in the going to keep Hector Suarez in the country. country. Yeah.
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back to the office. Marshall called in
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sick. I need someone to handle the
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walk-in. So,
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walk-in. So, okay.
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Call me. Tell me how it goes.
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Call me. Tell me how it goes. Yeah.
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going to keep Hector Suarez in the
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going to keep Hector Suarez in the country.
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country. Yeah.
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Yeah. Nothing's going to keep him in the country. So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to buy him some time so he can get his affairs in order and then I'm going to give his children a chance to stay. I'm just I'm sorry. Are you jealous of me and Claire or like I'm not jealous?
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country. So, what I'm going to do is I'm
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going to buy him some time so he can get
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his affairs in order and then I'm going
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to give his children a chance to stay.
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I'm just I'm sorry. Are you jealous of
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me and Claire or like I'm not jealous?
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And I was waiting for her to leave to save you the embarrassment. Embarrassment of what? That's good work. I'm not talking about the work. Talking about your bike messenger by day, law student by night All right. You don't know what you're talking about. Listen. Well, what are you going to tell me
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save you the embarrassment.
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Embarrassment of what? That's good work.
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I'm not talking about the work. Talking
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about your bike messenger by day, law
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student by night
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All right. You don't know what you're
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talking about. Listen.
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Well, what are you going to tell me
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next? Your roommate is a strippers in medical school. Tell me right now. I call Columbia. Your story holds up. and take a look at that folder. This is the man. Don't touch me. If you know what's good for you, you'll stay the hell away from for you, you'll stay the hell away from Claire.
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medical school.
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Tell me right now. I call Columbia. Your
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story holds up.
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and take a look at that folder. This is
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the man.
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Don't touch me. If you know what's good
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for you, you'll stay the hell away from
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for you, you'll stay the hell away from Claire.
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Please get away from me. Nathan told me everything. Let me explain. Okay. No. Explain what? That you're a No. Explain what? That you're a sociopath? I'm not a sociopath. I'm the same guy that you hit it off with. No, you're not. You lied to me. Yes, I am. And I didn't mean to lie to
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Let me explain. Okay.
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No. Explain what? That you're a
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No. Explain what? That you're a sociopath?
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I'm not a sociopath. I'm the same guy
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that you hit it off with.
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No, you're not. You lied to me.
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Yes, I am. And I didn't mean to lie to
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you. Okay. I was going to tell you the you. Okay. I was going to tell you the truth. Then why didn't you? Because you said you wanted to be with a guy who was doing something good with his life, and I wasn't. So what? Now you're here to tell me that all of a
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you. Okay. I was going to tell you the truth.
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Then why didn't you?
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Because you said you wanted to be with a
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guy who was doing something good with
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his life, and I wasn't. So what? Now
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you're here to tell me that all of a
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sudden you want to dedicate your life to helping people or some other lie like helping people or some other lie like that? It's not a lie. And what I did would have helped Hector. But you only did it. Claire, please. You have to believe me. After I met you, I decided to get my
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helping people or some other lie like
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helping people or some other lie like that?
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It's not a lie. And what I did would
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have helped Hector.
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But you only did it.
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Claire, please. You have to believe me.
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After I met you, I decided to get my
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together. I am trying to get my together. I am trying to get my together. Okay, Mike. You know what I hate more than guys who don't have their than guys who don't have their together? It's guys who lie about getting their It's guys who lie about getting their together.
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together. I am trying to get my together.
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Okay, Mike. You know what I hate more
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than guys who don't have their
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than guys who don't have their together?
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It's guys who lie about getting their
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It's guys who lie about getting their together.
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Rachel, I need you to handle this meeting by yourself. What? What's wrong? Their lawyer just got here. Their lawyer just got here. Her? She used to work at a nonprofit when I was a bike messenger. All right. And we went out a few times. Mike, please. I can handle No. No. She knows I didn't go to law
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meeting by yourself.
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What? What's wrong?
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Their lawyer just got here.
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Their lawyer just got here. Her?
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She used to work at a nonprofit when I
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was a bike messenger. All right. And we
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went out a few times.
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Mike, please. I can handle
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No. No. She knows I didn't go to law
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No. No. She knows I didn't go to law school. school. What? If she sees me, she's going to know I'm not a lawyer. All right. I need you to handle this meeting. Can you do that? Please. You have to give me a second. You have a second. I need you to do
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school. What?
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If she sees me, she's going to know I'm
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not a lawyer. All right. I need you to
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handle this meeting. Can you do that?
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Please. You have to give me a second.
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You have a second. I need you to do
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You have a second. I need you to do this. this. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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this. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Music Hi. Hi, Claire Bowden. Rachel Zayn. Should we get to it? Yes, definitely. Let's um let's get to Yes, definitely. Let's um let's get to it. Uh first of all, I need to inform you that we are prepared to move forward with the TTRO unless of course your client has had a change of heart.
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Hi, Claire Bowden. Rachel Zayn.
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Should we get to it?
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Yes, definitely. Let's um let's get to
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Yes, definitely. Let's um let's get to it.
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Uh first of all, I need to inform you
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that we are prepared to move forward
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with the TTRO unless of course your
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client has had a change of heart.
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You can do that. I I just don't see any judge granting you a TTRO given that your option has expired. Actually, it hasn't.
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judge granting you a TTRO given that
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your option has expired.
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Actually, it hasn't.
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our client and yours. A phone call during which our client agreed to fix bugs in your client's software in exchange for a 5-year extension of our purchase option. I'm confused. Do you actually want to buy our client's Do you actually want to buy our client's company? Yes. If there's a deal happening, we
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A phone call during which our client
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agreed to fix bugs in your client's
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software in exchange for a 5-year
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extension of our purchase option.
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I'm confused.
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Do you actually want to buy our client's
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Do you actually want to buy our client's company?
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Yes. If there's a deal happening, we
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want to be included in a meaningful way.
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you in any deal. Then pick up the phone and call your Then pick up the phone and call your client. that either because a partner dropped this in your lap in the 11th hour. You have no idea. No, I've been there before. But I do need something to take to my clients.
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Then pick up the phone and call your
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Then pick up the phone and call your client.
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that either because a partner dropped
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this in your lap in the 11th hour.
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You have no idea.
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No, I've been there before. But I do
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need something to take to my clients.
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So, get back to me as soon as you can. So, get back to me as soon as you can. Yes, Yes, absolutely. absolutely. Great. By the way, how old is the partner on this case? Um, why would you ask that? Because I noticed that his name is Michael Ross, and I went out with a Mike
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So, get back to me as soon as you can. Yes,
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Yes, absolutely.
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absolutely. Great.
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By the way, how old is the partner on
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this case?
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Um, why would you ask that?
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Because I noticed that his name is
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Michael Ross, and I went out with a Mike
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Ross once. I was just wondering if it was the same guy. Cuz if it is, he really turned his life around. I um I'm not sure how old he is. This is the first time we've had a case together, so I maybe he's about 45. Oh, definitely not him. Oh, definitely not him. Sorry.
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was the same guy. Cuz if it is, he
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really turned his life around.
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I um I'm not sure how old he is. This is
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the first time we've had a case
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together, so I maybe he's about 45.
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Oh, definitely not him.
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Oh, definitely not him. Sorry.
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Oh, you don't have to be sorry. I was just wondering. Thank you. Yes, of course. He's lying to you, Rachel. You're going to find this impossible to believe, but Mike Ross is a fraud, and he knows that. I know. That's why he sent you in at the last minute when this was his deal from day one.
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just wondering. Thank you.
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Yes, of course.
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He's lying to you, Rachel. You're going
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to find this impossible to believe, but
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Mike Ross is a fraud, and he knows that.
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I know. That's why he sent you in at the
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last minute when this was his deal from
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day one.
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Are you crazy? He's a partner at Pierce Inspector Lit. And you said your Mike Ross wasn't 45. So the mic that I know. Oh my god. You know, just need to I'm calling the DA's office right now if you don't tell me what the hell's going you don't tell me what the hell's going on.
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Inspector Lit. And you said your Mike
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Ross wasn't 45. So the mic that I know.
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Oh my god. You know,
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just need to
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I'm calling the DA's office right now if
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you don't tell me what the hell's going
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you don't tell me what the hell's going on.
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Clear. Please, you can't turn him in. This isn't about what I can't do. How could you be with a man like that after you found out? Because I already loved you found out? Because I already loved him. him. Music Well, I'm sorry, Rachel. I just can't turn the other way. Don't you understand what this is condoning?
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This isn't about what I can't do. How
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could you be with a man like that after
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you found out? Because I already loved
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you found out? Because I already loved him.
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him. Music
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Well, I'm sorry, Rachel. I just can't
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turn the other way. Don't you understand
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what this is condoning?
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Yes, I understand what it's condoning. But you have to put yourself in my shoes. Imagine you found out a year later after you already knew the kind of man he is inside. Look, Claire, I'm I'm telling you, no, he's not a lawyer.
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But you have to put yourself in my
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shoes. Imagine you found out a year
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later after you already knew the kind of
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man he is inside. Look, Claire, I'm I'm
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telling you, no, he's not a lawyer.
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I am begging you.
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You're welcome. it go.
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it go.
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said that she loved you and that you turned your life around and you believed her. I believe that she loves you, but if you really want to know the truth, no, I don't believe that you turned your life around and I definitely don't believe that you love her. What? How can you say that? because
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turned your life around
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and you believed her.
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I believe that she loves you, but if you
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really want to know the truth, no, I
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don't believe that you turned your life
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around and I definitely don't believe
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that you love her.
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What? How can you say that? because
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you've convinced her that it's all going to be okay, that you two are just going to get to live happily ever after. And I didn't want to be the one to make that all come crashing down. But you know what, Mike? One day it is going to come crashing down. And if you really do love
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to be okay, that you two are just going
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to get to live happily ever after. And I
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didn't want to be the one to make that
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all come crashing down. But you know
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what, Mike? One day it is going to come
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crashing down. And if you really do love
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her, you'll put a stop to this right her, you'll put a stop to this right now. So you think I should stop being a So you think I should stop being a lawyer? I'm saying if you really love her, you won't marry her. You know, Music
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her, you'll put a stop to this right now.
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So you think I should stop being a
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So you think I should stop being a lawyer?
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I'm saying if you really love her, you
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won't marry her.
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You know, Music
