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to meet you. You should have a seat to meet you. You should have a seat here. Whoa. What's this? How the hell did you know they were the police? I read this novel in elementary school. Um, cops are staking out a hotel. One of them dresses as a bellhop.
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to meet you. You should have a seat here.
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Whoa. What's this?
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How the hell did you know they were the
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police? I read this novel in elementary
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school. Um, cops are staking out a
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hotel. One of them dresses as a bellhop.
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The other is a man in a suit. And it was the exact same thing. You read a novel in elementary school? What? I like to in elementary school? What? I like to read. And why'd you ask them what time it was? Throw him off. I mean, what kind of drug
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the exact same thing. You read a novel
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in elementary school? What? I like to
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in elementary school? What? I like to read.
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And why'd you ask them what time it was?
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Throw him off. I mean, what kind of drug
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dealer asks a cop what time it is when he's got a briefcase full of pot, right? We should hire you. Jesus. I'd give you the 25 grand as a signing bonus. I'll take it. Unfortunately, we only hire from Harvard. And you not only did not go to Harvard Law School, you haven't even gone to any law school.
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he's got a briefcase full of pot, right?
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We should hire you. Jesus. I'd give you
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the 25 grand as a signing bonus. I'll
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take it.
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Unfortunately, we only hire from
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Harvard. And you not only did not go to
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Harvard Law School,
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you haven't even gone to any law school.
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What if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met and I've actually passed the bar? I'd say you're full of crap. That's a Barbie legal handbook right there, right? Open it up. Read me something. Anything. is based on several factors, including the deviation of the agent from his
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knowledge like no one you've ever met
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and I've actually passed the bar? I'd
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say you're full of crap.
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That's a Barbie legal handbook right
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there, right? Open it up. Read me
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something. Anything.
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is based on several factors, including
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the deviation of the agent from his
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path, the reasonable inference of agency on behalf of the plaintiff, and the nature of the damages themselves. How did you know that? I learned it when I studied for the bar. Okay, hot shot, fire up this laptop. I'm going to show you what a Harvard attorney can do. Pick a topic. Stock option backdating. Although
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on behalf of the plaintiff, and the
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nature of the damages themselves.
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How did you know that? I learned it when
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I studied for the bar.
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Okay, hot shot,
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fire up this laptop.
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I'm going to show you what a Harvard
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attorney can do. Pick a topic.
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Stock option backdating. Although
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backdating options is legal, violations arise related to disclosures under IRC section 409A. You forgot about Sarbain Oxley. The statute of limitations render Sarbain Oxley moot post 2007. Well, not if you can find actions to cover up the violation as established in the Sixth Circuit, May 2008. It's impressive, but you're sitting at a
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arise related to disclosures under IRC
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section 409A.
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You forgot about Sarbain Oxley. The
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statute of limitations render Sarbain
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Oxley moot post 2007. Well, not if you
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can find actions to cover up the
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violation as established in the Sixth
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Circuit, May 2008.
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It's impressive, but you're sitting at a
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It's impressive, but you're sitting at a computer. Playing hearts. Sorry. If you want to beat me, you're going to have to do it at something else. How can you know all that? I told you I like to read. And once I read something, I understand it. And once I understand it, I never forget it. Why
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Playing hearts.
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Sorry. If you want to beat me, you're
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going to have to do it at something
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else. How can you know all that? I told
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you I like to read. And once I read
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something, I understand it. And once I
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understand it, I never forget it. Why
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take the bar? This bet me I couldn't pass it without going to law school.
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This bet me I couldn't pass it
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without going to law school.
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fascinating stuff, but I'm afraid I got to get back to work. I'll make sure that Serpico isn't around waiting for you. just go to law school? When I was in college, it was my dream
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to get back to work.
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I'll make sure that Serpico isn't around
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waiting for you.
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just go to law school?
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When I was in college, it was my dream
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to be a lawyer. I needed some money and Trevor convinced me to memorize this math test and sell it. daughter. I lost my scholarship. I got kicked out of school. I
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Trevor convinced me to memorize this
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math test and sell it.
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daughter. I lost my scholarship. I got
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kicked out of school. I
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And I have been wishing for a way back ever since.
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ever since.
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elementary school. This is hard work. Long hours, high pressure. I need a grown goddamn man. You give me this and I will work as hard as it takes to school those Harvard douches and become the best lawyer you have ever seen. I'm inclined to give you a shot, but what if I decide to go
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Long hours, high pressure. I need a
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grown goddamn man.
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You give me this and I will work as hard
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as it takes to school those Harvard
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douches and become the best lawyer you
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have ever seen. I'm inclined to give you
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a shot, but what if I decide to go
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another way? I'd say that's fair. And sometimes I'd like to hang out with people who aren't that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives. Move over. I'm emailing the firm. I just found our next associate. start a week from Monday. Here's what you're going to do. First, no more pot.
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sometimes I'd like to hang out with
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people who aren't that bright, you know,
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just to see how the other half lives.
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Move over. I'm emailing the firm. I just
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found our next associate.
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start a week from Monday. Here's what
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you're going to do. First, no more pot.
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We drug test. Stop smoking now. You'll be fine. I assume that's all the drugs you do. How do you know that? You read books. I read people. And ptheads smoke pot. That's what they do. It's not all I do. I have interest. You're Albert Friaking Einstein. And you couldn't manage to get into law school. You think
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be fine. I assume that's all the drugs
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you do. How do you know that? You read
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books. I read people. And ptheads smoke
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pot. That's what they do. It's not all I
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do. I have interest. You're Albert
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Friaking Einstein. And you couldn't
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manage to get into law school. You think
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that's not from smoking weed? That's another thing. You're never going to talk to Trevor again. You're going to ditch that briefcase and you're going to get on a plane to Harvard and you're going to learn everything there is about going to law school there. Did you buy that suit? Yeah. Let's buy some new
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another thing. You're never going to
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talk to Trevor again. You're going to
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ditch that briefcase and you're going to
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get on a plane to Harvard and you're
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going to learn everything there is about
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going to law school there. Did you buy
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that suit? Yeah. Let's buy some new
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that suit? Yeah. Let's buy some new ones. Is awesome. bar for the associates, but it's no big bar for the associates, but it's no big deal. Really good. This pineapple was growing on a plantation on Lai yesterday. Do not trust it. Don't trust the pineapple. Hardman, would you? Come on. I don't want it. Are
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Is awesome.
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bar for the associates, but it's no big
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bar for the associates, but it's no big deal.
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Really good. This pineapple was growing
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on a plantation on Lai yesterday. Do not
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trust it.
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Don't trust the pineapple. Hardman,
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would you? Come on. I don't want it. Are
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you serious? You're afraid of the pineapple. I know it's got a rough exterior, but it's all sweet on the inside. I promise. Come on. I love you, Jav. It'll be good for you. change the fact that this is what he does. He's coming back and people are going to have to choose sides. Can I
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pineapple. I know it's got a rough
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exterior, but it's all sweet on the
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inside. I promise. Come on. I love you,
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Jav. It'll be good for you.
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change the fact that this is what he
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does. He's coming back and people are
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going to have to choose sides. Can I
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choose his side? Sure. Support a man you never met over a partner who knows you never went to Harvard, knows you're not really a lawyer, and is keeping you on really a lawyer, and is keeping you on anyway. Jessica, it is. Where is my cereal? I'm not here.
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never met over a partner who knows you
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never went to Harvard, knows you're not
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really a lawyer, and is keeping you on
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really a lawyer, and is keeping you on anyway.
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Jessica, it is. Where is my cereal?
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I'm not here.
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you watching Different Strokes? Uh, yeah. Well, it's a touching story of a couple of orphans. So, don't. It's nice building. How long ago was it condemned? Oh, great. So, did you come all the way over here just to criticize where I live or That's a side benefit. You got to be kidding me. What? Uh, that sentimental
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yeah. Well, it's a touching story of a
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couple of orphans. So, don't. It's nice
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building. How long ago was it condemned?
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Oh, great. So, did you come all the way
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over here just to criticize where I live
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or That's a side benefit. You got to be
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kidding me. What? Uh, that sentimental
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value. So, just put that away. Nice panda. Thank you, grandmother Christmas thing. Get your tux on. We got a situation. Uh, a situation that requires a tux. Where where is this tuxedo situation? Atlantic City. Can you get dressed now? Uh, yeah, I could. But I don't have a tux. I'm not Bruce Wayne. Don't I know it?
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panda. Thank you, grandmother Christmas
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thing. Get your tux on. We got a
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situation. Uh, a situation that requires
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a tux. Where where is this tuxedo
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situation? Atlantic City. Can you get
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dressed now? Uh, yeah, I could. But I
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don't have a tux.
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I'm not Bruce Wayne. Don't I know it?
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You just carry around an extra tux for the random occasion. Something told me you'd need it. And by something, I mean common sense. And by need it, I mean you're an idiot. Haha. So, can I ask why we are going to Atlantic City instead of just messening these contracts? No. No. I'm sensing a little hostility. And you
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the random occasion. Something told me
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you'd need it. And by something, I mean
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common sense. And by need it, I mean
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you're an idiot. Haha. So, can I ask why
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we are going to Atlantic City instead of
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just messening these contracts? No. No.
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I'm sensing a little hostility. And you
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know what I think? I think that you're still stung about Donna. You see a chance to blow off some steam and you need a wingman. Easy, Dr. Phil. We're here. There. How's that?
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still stung about Donna. You see a
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chance to blow off some steam and you
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need a wingman. Easy, Dr. Phil. We're
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here. There. How's that?
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anymore. Let's move. Dorothy, you didn't tell me you were bringing me here. And that's a problem. How? I'm sort of banned from here for smoking weed. Counting cards. I mean, I was smoking weed, but they banned me from counting cards. What? My brain just does it. I I can't help that it keeps track. And
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tell me you were bringing me here. And
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that's a problem. How? I'm sort of
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banned from here for smoking weed.
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Counting cards. I mean, I was smoking
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weed, but they banned me from counting
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cards. What? My brain just does it. I I
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can't help that it keeps track. And
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that's your defense. It was 3 years ago I was broke. Which is it? Your brain just does it or you were broke? What are you? Some kind of lawyer? Get inside. You're wearing a tux. I'm not going to know who you are. know who you are. Music you to never come back. My grandmother died. I know.
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I was broke. Which is it? Your brain
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just does it or you were broke? What are
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you? Some kind of lawyer? Get inside.
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You're wearing a tux. I'm not going to
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know who you are.
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know who you are. Music
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you to never come back.
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My grandmother died.
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I know.
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Look, you obviously weren't ready to deal with it. So, I respected that by keeping you busy. Was I wrong? busy. Was I wrong? No. You stoned? Yep. I'm not interested in a lecture. So, good. Cuz I'm not interested in giving one.
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deal with it.
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So, I respected that by keeping you
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busy. Was I wrong?
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busy. Was I wrong? No.
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You stoned? Yep. I'm not interested in a
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lecture. So, good. Cuz I'm not
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interested in giving one.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Is this a coffee cart guy? Music The whole bag. How do you even do that, man? It's I got like crazy cotton mouth right now. Harvey Spectre doesn't get cotton mouth. Cotton mouth. I guess Harvey Spectre does get cotton mouth. I can't help it. These pretzels are making me thirsty. me thirsty. Laughter
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The whole bag. How do you even do that,
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man? It's I got like crazy cotton mouth
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right now. Harvey Spectre doesn't get
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cotton mouth. Cotton mouth. I guess
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Harvey Spectre does get cotton mouth. I
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can't help it. These pretzels are making
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me thirsty.
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me thirsty. Laughter
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Here, drink this, rookie. god. Wow.
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god. Wow.
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Like a little Harvey Spectre, you know, all hair gelled and like pinstripe. Oshkosh bag. Dad, don't play the odds. Play the man. It's a It's a win-win. You being like, Go to your goddamn room. Oh, look at this. You bought an apartment in Manhattan. I got it for apartment in Manhattan. I got it for her.
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all hair gelled and like pinstripe.
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Oshkosh bag. Dad, don't play the odds.
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Play the man. It's a It's a win-win. You
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being like, Go to your goddamn room.
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Oh, look at this. You bought an
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apartment in Manhattan. I got it for
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apartment in Manhattan. I got it for her.
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I just never felt like one
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you know the answer to that question
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everybody because everybody loved him. He believed in love at first sight. He believed in love at first sight. Unfortunately,
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He believed in love at first sight.
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He believed in love at first sight. Unfortunately,
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mother. I was 16 when I caught her cheating. I knew if I told my dad he'd thing and she went right on just making him a fool. Look, this is all to say that I lived in a house surrounded by family, but I know what it's like to be totally alone.
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cheating. I knew if I told my dad he'd
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thing and she went right on just
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making him a fool.
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Look, this is all to say that I lived in
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a house surrounded by family, but I know
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what it's like to be totally alone.
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what it's like to be totally alone. Wow.
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You should never share your feelings ever again. But not with me. Can I say it's been a tough week for both of us, Hardman? Oh, what I wouldn't give to piss in that bastard's office. It's pretty quick off the tongue. Well, I've done it before to Lewis. No way. Way.
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ever again. But not with me. Can I say
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it's been a tough week for both of us,
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Hardman? Oh, what I wouldn't give to
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piss in that bastard's office.
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It's pretty quick off the tongue. Well,
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I've done it before
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to Lewis. No way. Way.
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If you've done that before, why not do it again?
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why not do it again?
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Nice. Music Music Applause Applause Music lose. Thank you. I can spell. Too bad you can't shoot. Crumpled paper. Winners don't blame the ball or the rim or the wind speed in a closed off room. The fan was on. Excuses don't win championships. Oh yeah. Did Michael Jordan tell you that? No, I told him. Come on. All
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Music Applause
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Applause Music
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lose. Thank you. I can spell. Too bad
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you can't shoot. Crumpled paper. Winners
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don't blame the ball or the rim or the
719.2s
wind speed in a closed off room. The fan
721.0s
was on. Excuses don't win championships.
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Oh yeah. Did Michael Jordan tell you
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that? No, I told him. Come on. All
727.4s
that? No, I told him. Come on. All right. That was going in. We're in the middle of the game. If you two are playing horse, then one of you needs to thank me. Thank you. out. Would you like to finish this game? Winner gets to be named partner. be named partner. Music
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That was going in. We're in the middle
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of the game. If you two are playing
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horse, then one of you needs to thank
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me. Thank you. out. Would you
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like to finish this game? Winner gets to
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be named partner.
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be named partner. Music
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I'm not trying to make you feel better. I'm just telling you the truth. You didn't fail because we were always playing on borrowed time. Mike Harvey, I wouldn't have any of this without you. I think it's time I cut your exposure. You don't have to do that. It's all going to come crashing down anyway. I'm
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I'm just telling you the truth.
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You didn't fail because
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we were always playing on borrowed time.
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Mike Harvey, I wouldn't have any of this
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without you.
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I think it's time I cut your exposure.
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You don't have to do that. It's all
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going to come crashing down anyway. I'm
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going to go to Lewis. I'm going to resign and I'm going to beg him to let this whole thing go.
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I'm going to resign and I'm going to beg
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him to let this whole thing go.
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Trevor went to Jessica with my secret, I felt betrayed. I lost my closest friend in the world. And I know you don't like to admit it, but we're friends.
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I felt betrayed.
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I lost my closest friend in the world.
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And I know you don't like to admit it,
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but we're friends.
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wondering why you changed your hair. Hair's the same as it's always been. Trying to look older, younger, whatever it is, it isn't working. Are you finished? Cuz I'm actually trying to catch up on some billables here. Hey, I just stopped by to give you a little gift for winning the Zane case. A gift?
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Hair's the same as it's always been.
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Trying to look older, younger, whatever
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it is, it isn't working. Are you
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finished? Cuz I'm actually trying to
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catch up on some billables here. Hey, I
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just stopped by to give you a little
840.2s
gift for winning the Zane case. A gift?
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You've never given me a gift after a case. That's not true. Come to think of it, you've never even congratulated me, which means you're actually here because oh my god, you miss me. I did not miss you. Are you okay? Do you want to come over tonight? We can watch Sleepless in
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case. That's not true. Come to think of
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it, you've never even congratulated me,
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which means you're actually here because
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oh my god, you miss me. I did not miss
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you. Are you okay? Do you want to come
854.8s
over tonight? We can watch Sleepless in
856.2s
Seattle. You want your gift or not? That's it. My gift looks a lot like a That's it. My gift looks a lot like a folder. I'm glad you're here. I need to tell you something. Whatever it is, it might not matter after I give you this. What is it, Barbie? You didn't just give me my dream.
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That's it. My gift looks a lot like a
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That's it. My gift looks a lot like a folder.
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I'm glad you're here. I need to tell you something.
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Whatever it is, it might not matter
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after I give you this. What is it,
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Barbie? You didn't just give me my dream.
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someday. And someday. And Music I can't have all of this hanging over their heads. You're resigning. I am. I am. Music You know, you want to ask me why I hired You know, you want to ask me why I hired you and I told you it was because life is like this
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someday. And Music
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I can't have all of this hanging over
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their heads.
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You're resigning.
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I am.
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I am. Music
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You know, you want to ask me why I hired
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You know, you want to ask me why I hired you
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and I told you
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it was because life is like this
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and I like this. Harvey, please. You can't. Let me finish. It was like this. Not because of the risk we're taking,
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can't. Let me finish.
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It was like this.
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Not because of the risk we're taking,
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You're not disappointed. Kidding me to that speech. If you hadn't done this, I'd be kicking you out. And for the record, you're not the only one who got more family out of this one who got more family out of this deal. deal. Music
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that speech.
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If you hadn't done this, I'd be kicking
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you out.
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And for the record, you're not the only
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one who got more family out of this
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one who got more family out of this deal.
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deal. Music
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It's not your fault, Harvey. I made my case. I convinced you to hire me. I was the one that made the call. you were.
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I made my case. I
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convinced you to hire me. I was the one
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that made the call.
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you were.
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I'd do it again. Music Guess I would, too. Cuz I never thought in a million years I'd meet someone dumb enough to be willing to go to prison for me. another you. I guess you found one. get busy dying.
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Guess I would, too.
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Cuz I never thought in a million years
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I'd meet someone dumb enough to be
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willing to go to prison for me.
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another you. I guess you found one.
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get busy dying.
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Last goddamn Music
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Falling too fast to prepare for this. Tripping in the world could be dangerous. Negative neative dangerous. Negative neative race. idea, huh? Glad I thought of it. You having fun? If you call talking geopolitics with a model named Fetana fun, and that would be a big fat bowl of Yes. Easy, Tiger. The bartender is
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Tripping in the world could be
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dangerous. Negative neative
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dangerous. Negative neative race.
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idea, huh? Glad I thought of it. You
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having fun? If you call talking
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geopolitics with a model named Fetana
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fun, and that would be a big fat bowl of
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Yes. Easy, Tiger. The bartender is
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pouring doubles. And what are you doing here? I'm having another drink. I said for you to be careful. I can handle my liquor. Okay. How many fingers am I holding up? Huh? Huh? You can't tell, can you? Who can't handle my liquor now? I tell you to put food in your stomach, but unfortunately, I only ordered enough
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here? I'm having another drink. I said
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for you to be careful. I can handle my
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liquor. Okay. How many fingers am I
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holding up? Huh? Huh? You can't tell,
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can you? Who can't handle my liquor now?
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I tell you to put food in your stomach,
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but unfortunately, I only ordered enough
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to give the appearance of having food. So, basically, you're just trying to get these guys hammered so you can drive up the bidding. No, I told you the guys hitting on the models aren't serious. Now, I'm telling you that the guys who let themselves get drunk aren't serious, which means whoever's left are the bids
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So, basically, you're just trying to get
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these guys hammered so you can drive up
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the bidding. No, I told you the guys
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hitting on the models aren't serious.
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Now, I'm telling you that the guys who
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let themselves get drunk aren't serious,
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which means whoever's left are the bids
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that we have in our hands at the end of the night. You knew it the whole time, didn't you? Who do you think you're talking to? Good man. There's just one small problem. What if by accident I happen to be one of the people that let himself get too drunk? He might as well keep drinking cuz we're
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the night. You knew it the whole time,
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didn't you? Who do you think you're
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talking to? Good man.
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There's just one small problem. What if
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by accident I happen to be one of the
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people that let himself get too drunk?
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He might as well keep drinking cuz we're
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not having fun. What the hell are we doing here? Yes. Copy that. Spit Lana.
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doing here? Yes. Copy that. Spit Lana.
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in my veins. You know this office isn't going to pack itself up, right? It's not packed because one of us has been at work for the last 3 hours. The other one of us was sleeping off all the work you did last night. You mean you're hung over from all the vodka you drank? Yeah,
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You know this office isn't going to pack
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itself up, right? It's not packed
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because one of us has been at work for
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the last 3 hours. The other one of us
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was sleeping off all the work you did
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last night. You mean you're hung over
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from all the vodka you drank? Yeah,
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that's what I just said. Never should have hired you back. It's too late to fire me now. Is it? Because if you were worth your salary, you'd ask how many bids we're sitting on. I don't have to ask because I've got this guest list was 500 and half of them came
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have hired you back. It's too late to
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fire me now. Is it? Because if you were
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worth your salary, you'd ask how many
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bids we're sitting on. I don't have to
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ask because I've got this
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guest list was 500 and half of them came
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for the girls. Half of the other half don't have the capital and 60 of the rest of them woke up realizing they don't want to work in the liquor business. Take I don't know what 47 off the top for good measure. Leaves us with three bids. Donna told you, didn't she? Probably.
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don't have the capital and 60 of the
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rest of them woke up realizing they
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don't want to work in the liquor
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business. Take I don't know what 47 off
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the top for good measure. Leaves us with
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three bids.
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Donna told you, didn't she? Probably.
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Did she bother telling you what we're doing now? She didn't have to cuz you're Harvey Spectre. We've got one trick and you taught it to me years ago. So, let's you taught it to me years ago. So, let's go. go. Music right? No, I know you think you do. Just because you put on a different costume
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doing now? She didn't have to cuz you're
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Harvey Spectre. We've got one trick and
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you taught it to me years ago. So, let's
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you taught it to me years ago. So, let's go.
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go. Music
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right? No, I know you think you do. Just
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because you put on a different costume
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doesn't make it a different trick. Yeah, I liked you better when you were drunk. I liked you better when I was drunk, I liked you better when I was drunk, too. think I'd see you till my first day. Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You may be moving to Seattle, but
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I liked you better when you were drunk.
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I liked you better when I was drunk,
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I liked you better when I was drunk, too.
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think I'd see you till my first day.
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Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing here.
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You may be moving to Seattle, but
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you don't have a job yet. I get it. You want to interview me? Well, I don't see another way around it. Otherwise, how am I going to know what I'm getting? You want to know what you're getting? You're getting a guy who doesn't like to hang out with people that aren't that bright.
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want to interview me? Well, I don't see
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another way around it. Otherwise, how am
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I going to know what I'm getting? You
1247.8s
want to know what you're getting? You're
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getting a guy who doesn't like to hang
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out with people that aren't that bright.
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You know, just to see how the other half lives. All right. Well, let me tell you something. This isn't elementary school. This is high pressure, long hours. I need a grown goddamn man. Well, I see you've got a Barbar legal handbook there. Oh, this whole thing. Go ahead. Open it. Any page. Ask me anything. You
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lives. All right. Well, let me tell you
1256.6s
something. This isn't elementary school.
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This is high pressure, long hours. I
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need a grown goddamn man. Well, I see
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you've got a Barbar legal handbook
1265.4s
there. Oh, this whole thing. Go ahead.
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Open it. Any page. Ask me anything. You
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really want to keep going with this? No, I won't know a thing. Well, did you at least bring a briefcase full of wheat? No, but I know a guy. Coffee cart. You got it. You're hired. sake? There'll be plenty of time for that in Seattle. that in Seattle. Well,
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I won't know a thing. Well, did you at
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least bring a briefcase full of wheat?
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No, but I know a guy. Coffee cart. You
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got it. You're hired.
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sake? There'll be plenty of time for
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that in Seattle.
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that in Seattle. Well,
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Yeah. You give me this chance, I promise you I will school those Harvard douches and be the best lawyer you've ever seen. Okay. But you got to lose the fat tie. First impressions last. You get stuck behind a fat tie, you're never going to get out in front.
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you I will school those Harvard douches
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and be the best lawyer you've ever seen.
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Okay. But you got to lose the fat tie.
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First impressions last. You get stuck
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behind a fat tie, you're never going to
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get out in front.
